How to Lose a Guy in 10 days
1. Tell Facebook about your problems not him
2. Convince yourself his acting weird and drill this into him over and over until he thinks maybe his suffering some sort of mental illness
3. Accuse him of cheating
4. Remind yourself of all the times he did something bad even if it was really small and even if really you were just in a bad mood and couldn't take a joke and then times it by 10 and blow that shit out of proportion
5. Try and make him jealous by doing something ridiculously slutty as to egg him on to do something to pay you back
6. Talk to everyone else but him, ignore the living crap out of him
7. Accuse him of cheating with any girl he speaks to from the moment you accused him originally of cheating, except him mum and sister this will backfire on you big time
8. Tell him to take you somewhere really nice and expensive for a change cos by now your totally deserve it and his going be thrilled to do this for you right now, if he doesn't, cry.
9. Now you feel a litre lighter and refreshed, during this dinner keep checking out another guy behind him then order extra dessert on top of the dessert you took one bite out of and didn't attempt to even try and finish.
10. Organise a sleepover with your girlfriends work out the magic bullerproof text and press the send button together, lay back and enjoy the breakup.